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The Karma Confections Caption Contest Conclusion

Howdy Neighbors, 
When I said “gimme that sweet that nasty that gushy stuff,” you answered the call. Here is this week’s BTSH caption flava coming just in time for the three day weekend. Winners: Have a marg and show off that freshly waxed skin. Non-winners: Do the very same, these were almost too close to call. 
Apologies to Pete Wilson

Derek: Rich made ’em!
Ben: Mm-hmmmmm.
Zach: …

Winner: Jerome “Hornswoggle” R.

2nd Place: Ali C.

Gulliver’s Travels: The Sequel

3rd Place: Anonymous (ANNOUNCE THYSELF!)

“Actually, not sure if that’s glaze, since I found these in the Tompkins bathrooms. After Derek used them.”

Honorable mention: Abby M.

“Wow, Ben. I have to say: your balls are so tender.”

“Well, there’s no beating my balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy balls.”

Side-note: The media policy of using first names and last initials makes everything sound like an AA meeting. [-ed.]

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