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Week 16 Preview

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on September 18, 2008
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At Least One Member Of What The Puck Is Pumped

GAME OF THE WEEK
Denim Demons (10-1-2-1) vs. What The Puck (12-2-0-1)
Location: Moffo, 4:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 8-2
Game Notes: These teams waged a classic battle in the quarterfinals of the 2007 playoffs, where What The Puck emerged with a one goal victory. The Demons currnelty trail What The Puck by two points in the standings, but with a game scheduled prior to this one, they could enter this matchup in a first place tie. This has all the makings of an intense and heated matchup, as the victor will have the inside track to the top seed in the rapidly approaching playoffs. With these two teams so evenly matched, victory will hinge on the the motivation and strategy of two the league’s most cunning captains: the Demons’ Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens and What the Puck’s Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer.
Keys To The Game:
1. The Demons will have a 2:00 game at Moffo, which gives Zimmer the perfect opportunity to scout his opponent.
2. With the returns of grizzled veteran Tom MacDonald and spunky forward Jen Hale from Canada to What The Puck’s already potent offense, the Demons will have to go over even more footage in the film room.
3. Known as the utility player of the Denim Demons, Zack Tinkelman can play any position on the court, including goalie, where he has already registered two shutouts on the season.
Eli’s Pick: What The Puck.  The Demons get caught up in a “Hale Storm”.
Derek’s Pick: What The Puck.  The Orange and Blue will be the first seed in the playoffs.

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Week 13 Preview

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on July 24, 2008
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What The Puck Needs To Rest Up

Sleepy

GAME OF THE WEEK
What The Puck (9-2-0-1) vs. LBS, Inc. (9-2-1)
Location: Moffo, 3:00 PM
All-Time Series: LBS, Inc. leads 7-4
Game Notes: What The Puck and LBS, Inc. currently sit in a tie for second place, only one point behind the Corlears Hookers.  Both teams feature similar gameplans, as they each have small rosters comprised almost entirely of stars.  Three players on What The Puck (Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth, Corey “Chongo” Winters, and Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer) now have double-digit goals, while Karsten Pichon of LBS, Inc. leads the league with fifteen.  In addition, both teams rely on consistent goaltending as a solid base to their explosive offenses.  What The Puck’s Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz registered his first shutout of the season last week, while Seth Wachtell of LBS, Inc. has won all three of his starts since being reassigned to the mail room.  The winner of this game will be one step closer to locking up a high seed in the playoffs.
Keys To The Game:
1. Despite missing a fair number of games, Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman remains one of What The Puck’s top offensive threats, as he now has eight goals on the season…one for each of the stripes on his socks.
2. After serving a five game suspension, the self-proclaimed “cleanest player in BTSH”, Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin now has eight goals as well.  He and his linemate Karsten will look to demonstrate why they were named the media’s Best Duo of 2007
3. What The Puck captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer has put a bounty on the head of former teammate and current LBS, Inc. player, Erica Lee.  He explains, “You’re either with us or against us…and if you’re against us, it’s your ass.”
Eli’s Pick: LBS, Inc.  They’ve been playing with a lot more focus since they went corporate, which can only be attributed to CEO Sascha Puritz’s “no suspensions” policy of professional conduct.
Derek’s Pick: What The Puck.  If they can get full attendance, they can run with anyone.  Plus, team cancer Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri will once again be out with a strained white beard, so that can only help them.

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Week 12 Box Scores

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Record Attendance For What The Puck

WTP

What The Puck 8, Mathematics 0
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 3 (13), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer 3 (11), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (8)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)

Denim Demons 3, Rehabs 2
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (9), Mike Pereira (8)
Rehabs: Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (4), Andy Kehoe (1)
Game Notes: After the game, the Rehabs attacked the Denim Demons with water balloons.

Dark Rainbows 3, Cobra Kai 1
Dark Rainbows: Jesse Jewels 2 (5), P.T. Walkley (11)
Cobra Kai: Laurie Chakel (2)

Corlears Hookers 4, Mighty Squirrels 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (14), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (4)
Mighty Squirrels: Patrick Larsen (1)

Unicorns 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Unicorns: Chris (9), Jesse (2), John Mark (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Fran Graziano (3), Sunny Mehra (1)
Game Notes: Chris scored the game-winning goal with approximately five minutes left in the second half.  Filthy Gorgeous played the entire game short-handed, as Dana Kravis was their only female to show up.

LBS, Inc. 6, Sky Fighters 1
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (15), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (8)
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka (10)

Fresh Kills 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore (6), Joe Tamburo (3), Caroline Currie (3), Ariel Imas (2)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (2)

Tuques 3, Bad Touch 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson (9), Alfred Liu (2), Zoe Markwick (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (10)

Gouging Anklebiters 3, Mexican Standoff 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (6), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (6), Matt Tsiang (2)
Mexican Standoff: Dave Wang (2)

West 4, East 1 (All-Star Game)
West: Derek Tagliarino, Matthew Workman, Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer, Micael Holmstrom
East: Eric Devlin
Game Notes: Matthew Workman scored the game-winning goal late in the first half.

Week 4 Box Scores

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This is What Happens When Chongo Misses a Week

Like a Greek God

What The Puck 3, Corlears Hookers 2
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2, Jen Hale
Corlears Hookers: Brendan “Dutch” Kearney 2

Mighty Squirrels 1, Happy Little Elves 1 (OT-SO)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis
Happy Little Elves: Jonathan “The Barnacle” Levine

Unicorns 4, LBS 1
Unicorns: Mark, Christian, Aaron, Davey
LBS: Karsten Pichon

Rehabs 2, Fresh Kills 1
Rehabs: Kami Moore, Sal Malguarnera
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky

Denim Demons 2, Cobra Kai 2 (OT-SO)
Denim Demons: Dave Shyu, Zack Tinkelman, Mike Pereira (SO)
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta, Greg “Lysol” Altman, Adriano Bratta (SO)

Filthy Gorgeous 3, Sky Fighters 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Joseph Pereira 2, James Pereira
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka, Robert Kucera

Dark Rainbows 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Dark Rainbows: Lindsey Foehrenbach, Brad Thomason, P.T. Walkley, Josh Wilson
Gouging Anklebiters: Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton, Phil “Sandy” Donohue

Tuques 3, Mathematics 0
Tuques: Bill Monahan, Peter Wilson, Scott Sampson
Shutout: Minkus

Mexican Standoff 2, Bad Touch 2 (OT-SO)
Mexican Standoff: Jefferson Hendricks, Jason “The Hamburglar” Rosenstock, Len Guinto (SO)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 2, Eric Devlin (SO)

Photo Of The Week

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on April 23, 2008
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Height Requirements

Big Larry

“You must be at least this tall to ride Larry.”