it’s on asshole.
On the left is Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison of Cobra Kai (who considers himself a sex symbol). On the right is Tim “The Lantern” Olson of Mexican Standoff. Cobra Kai’s Enayet “Retail” Rasul cannot tell the difference between the two. Can you?
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Mexican Standoff Finally Lets Loose
As a dry practice run for the upcoming courtside party on June 1 (which Jefferson Hendricks is really working hard on), Mexican Standoff threw an open Cinco De Mayo Party on Sunday. Festivities included a “Mustache vs. Non-Mustache” intra-team scrimmage, a chips and salsa station, and a piñata. The action climaxed when Mexican Standoff finally broke open the piñata, splattering candy across the court. However, Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell materialized in the nick of time to save the candy from reaching any playing areas. Although the party was a smashing success, there was one casualty: Hendricks’s sneaker. With one half of his playing footwear dangling precariously from a tree, he was forced to play his game with one sneaker and one boot. Since Hendricks scored a goal, maybe he should consider playing this way more often.
Color: Blue/Black
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 5-12-0-1 (15th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in play-in game
Key Additions: Leah “Vick-ahs” Vickers (Cobra Kai), Mary Pratt (Cobra Kai)
Key Losses: Len Guinto, Kristen Scalia
Fan Base: Mexico
Aaron ”Coach” Pagdon of Denim Demons submits the following poem regarding his team’s ”loss” of Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette:
An ignominious end to an otherwise glorious career.
The Demons have lost their Claude Lapointe……their Richard Park…..
Mexican Standoff?
I tell you, when I retire, it will be with a contender…..oh, wait…that’s us this year….
Do not go gently into that good night, Ellery.
And if ever we meet again on asphalt….I won’t hesitate to play the body.
Good night, sweet prince.
