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Filthy Gorgeous 3, Rehabs 2 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (2)
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (2), Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins 1-0. Successful attempt by James Pereira.
Dark Rainbows 3, What The Puck 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (9), P.T. Walkley (6), Jennie Brown (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (4)
Game Notes: P.T. Walkley’s band will be playing at Madison Square Garden on June 23 with Coldplay.
Corlears Hookers 4, Unicorns 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (6), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (4), Josh Sadlier-Brown (3)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (2)
Sky Fighters 3, Bad Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (2), Rich McConnell (1), Ted Shumaker (1)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2), Joe Lops (1)
Game Notes: Bad Touch goalie Mike Tuckman wanted the game to finish as quickly as possible, because he had tickets to see Iron Maiden.
LBS 3, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)
LBS: Karsten Pichon (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (2), SAED (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Joseph Pereira (5), Jonathan Rick (2), Liza Watts (1)
Shootout: Tied 2-2. Successful attempts by Tom Capatosta (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS), Liza Watts (FG) and James Pereira (FG).
Game Notes: LBS captain Sascha Puritz asserted that had she not injured her ankle in the first half and missed the rest of the game, it would have been a blowout in favor of LBS.
Fresh Kills 5, Mathematics 4 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 2 (2), Jeff Lesser (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2), Erik Cortes (1)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (2), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (1), Eli Kazin (1), Mark “Sully” Sullivan (1)
Game Notes: Patrick Moore scored the game-winning goal one minute into overtime.
Gouging Anklebiters 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Owen 2 (2), Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (1)
Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 3 (OT-SO)
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (2), Eric Breitman (2), Marie Marberg (1)
Mexican Standoff: Tommy Cho (3), Dave Wang (1), Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0
Rehabs 4, Cobra Kai 1
Rehabs: Lateef Nurmohamed (3), Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (3), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1), Michael Lewis (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (2)
Denim Demons vs. Tuques (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”
