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Week 5 News and Notes

Marc Summers Would Be Proud 

Oh, those Demons

The Real Physical Challenge Was For Jim to Get His Shirt On
After the smashing success of their Dunkin’ Donuts themed uniforms, the Denim Demons honored another American institution with new Double Dare themed t-shirts.  In addition to a graphic on the front of the shirt, the new version also features player names and numbers on the back (for those of you who can’t tell the difference between “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau and Jeff Kamen by looking at their fronts).  Abigail Meisterman may have the most unique combination with “Dewey” as her name and the Dewey Decimal System classification for hockey as her number (796.962).  However, Micael Holmström’s subtlety of just using his last name and a non-descript number (16) is by far the most brilliant.  In a potential oversight, Adam “Legen(d) Killer” Rubens’s shirt only reads “Legen”, indicating that D may be missing from his game.  He claims the reason for the omission will be revealed at a later date and time…

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WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Good night, sweet prince.

Ellery

Aaron ”Coach” Pagdon of Denim Demons submits the following poem regarding his team’s ”loss” of Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette: 

An ignominious end to an otherwise glorious career.

The Demons have lost their Claude Lapointe……their Richard Park…..

Mexican Standoff?

I tell you, when I retire, it will be with a contender…..oh, wait…that’s us this year….

Do not go gently into that good night, Ellery.

And if ever we meet again on asphalt….I won’t hesitate to play the body.

Good night, sweet prince.

Season Preview: Denim Demons

That’s it, Naitch.  You’re out of here.

Anton Chigurh 

Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (5th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Key Losses: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement)
Key Additions: The subtraction of Gillette
Fan Base: Minimal

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