Happy Little Elves 3, Sky Fighters 2
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair 2 (16), Gil Valdez (12)
Sky Fighters: Greg Infanti (8), Dan Lee (2)

Unicorns 4, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Unicorns: Joe 2 (7), Chris (4), Caitlin (1)
Shutout: Craig “Ug” LaCombe (2)

Dark Rainbows 3, LBS, Inc. 0
Dark Rainbows: Josh Wilson 2 (5), Denis Miciletto (on loan from La Famiglia)
Shutout: John Meyer (2)

Denim Demons 5, Butchers 1
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira 2 (14), Dave Fraser (3), Dave Shyu (3), Jeff Kamen (1)
Butchers: Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (1)

Mega Touch 3, Fresh Kills 2 (OT-SO)
Mega Touch: Andy Robertson (1), Scott Rosenthal (1)
Fresh Kills: Mike Sokolyansky (7), Ariel Imas (3)
Shootout: Mega Touch wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Eric Devlin.
Game Notes: Imas’ goal tied the game with three seconds remaining in regulation.

Poutine Machine 1, Gut Rot 0
Poutine Machine: Salman Haq (3)
Shutout: Tim Brown (1)
Game Notes: Haq’s goal came three minutes remaining in regulation time.

Tompkins Square Riots 7, Cobra Kai 2
Tompkins Square Riots: Alexandre Frenette 3 (11), Johan Blohmé 2 (2), Craig Thompson (5), Al Mendili (1)
Cobra Kai: Will Kuhns (7), Mark Talercio (7)

Rehabs 3, Corlears Hookers 2
Rehabs: Tom Houston 2 (4), Rob Blandi (5)
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka 2 (7)

What The Puck 5, Mathematics 3
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (6), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (5), Corey “Chongo” Winters (3), Lisa Harrington (1)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 3 (8)

Corlears Hookers 2, Filthy Gorgeous 0
Corlears Hookers: Noelle “Slapshot” Safar 2 (4)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)

Sky Fighters 2, Cobra Kai 0
Sky Fighters: Kevin Kim (1), Dan Lee (1)
Shutout: James Stein (3)

Mathematics 4, Tompkins Square Riots 3
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2 (4), Andy Pratt (5), Ali Corsi (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Karl Ringman 2 (2), Patrik Blohmé (10)

Rehabs 3, Unicorns 0
Rehabs: Brock Bosacker 2 (4), Alex Doucette (12)
Shutout: Anthony Romeo (2)

La Famiglia 7, Fresh Kills 4
La Famiglia: Anthony Peros 2 (2), Denis Miciletto (7), Roger Ma (6), David Ladanyi (2), Alfred Liu (2), Andrea Grande-Capone (1)
Fresh Kills: Justin Ross 2 (9), Dave Sokolyansky (7), Patrick Moore (2)
Game Notes: Grande-Capone scored her first BTSH goal.

Happy Little Elves 5, Gut Rot 4
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdez 2 (11), Rob “Smash” Muggeo 2 (6), Ryan Nakahara (7)
Gut Rot: Gilligan 3 (4), Tommy (6)

LBS, Inc. 5, What The Puck 3
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (14), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (14), Angela Upton (1)
What The Puck: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 3 (6)

Denim Demons 5, Dark Rainbows 3
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (12), Bob DiProspero (5), Danny Polinsky (3), Steve Chernoski (2), David Fraser (2)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (7), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (4), Heather Tomason (1)

Mega Touch 2, Poutine Machine 1 (OT)
Mega Touch: Eric Devlin (3), Danny Canarick (2)
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (3)
Game Notes: Canarick scored the winning goal in overtime.

Butchers 4, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Butchers: Ben Bloom (10), Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (5), Jesse Kalb (2), Jason Rosenstock (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (3), Mike Diviero (1)

Mathematics 2, Gut Rot 1 (OT-SO)
Mathematics: Sean “$howJu” McClain (5)
Gut Rot: Scott (7)
Shootout: Mathematics win 1-0. Successful attempt by Laura MacNeil.

Dark Rainbows 3, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (12), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3), Jennie Brown (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Joe “Monster Mash” Essock (7), Chris Mangan (2)

LBS, Inc. 7, Happy Little Elves 4
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (11), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (2), Dan Bernstein (3), Sam Anthony (2)
Happy Little Elves: Ryan Nakahara 2 (6), Gil Valdez (9), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (3)

La Famiglia 3, Butchers 2 (OT)
La Famiglia: Denis Miciletto (6), Dmitry Gurvits (2), Angela Vicari (2)
Butchers: “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis 2 (5)
Game Notes: Revechkis scored twice in the final five minutes of regulation to tie the game.  Gurvits scored the winning goal in overtime.

Mega Touch 3, Tompkins Square Riots 2
Mega Touch: Harvey Jaswal 2 (5), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2)
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé (9), Alexandre Frenette (8)

Fresh Kills 3, Gouging Anklebiters 2
Fresh Kills: Nick Hobbs 2 (4), Ariel Imas (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (10)
Game Notes: Imas’ game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.

Rehabs 4, Unicorns 2
Rehabs: Brock Bosacker 2 (2), “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (7), “Con” Ed Lau (3)
Unicorns: Courtney 2 (3)

Corlears Hookers 6, Poutine Machine 1
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (14), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka 2 (5), Jonathan Bartlett 2 (2)
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (2)

Cobra Kai 9, What The Puck 0
Cobra Kai: Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 5 (7), Will Kuhns 2 (6), Greg “Lysol” Altman 2 (3)
Shutout: Paul “P.J.” Lopez (1)

Denim Demons 1, Sky Fighters 0
Denim Demons: Dave Shyu (2)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Sky Fighters 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Joe “Monster Mash” Essock 3 (6), “Gentleman” James Pereira (10), Chris Mangan (1)
Sky Fighters: Greg Infanti (7), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (6), Greg Cohan (6)
Game Notes: Filthy Gorgeous scored five unanswered goals after going down to an early 3-0 deficit.

La Famiglia 5, Poutine Machine 3
La Famiglia: Roger Ma (5), Denis Miciletto (5), Dave Ladanyi (1), Mark Wang (1), Jonathan Fidge (1)
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald 2 (4), Jeff Jewett (1)

Mathematics 4, Unicorns 2
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 3 (4), Bradley Schmidt (7)
Unicorns: Joe (5), Mike (1)
Game Notes: As per the terms of a pre-game bet, Unicorns goalie Craig “Ug” LaCombe will have to sport a mustache similar to this next week.

Butchers 6, Cobra Kai 0
Butchers: Ben Bloom 2 (9), “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis 2 (3), Gary Cohen (6), Brian Friedman (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (2)

Dark Rainbows 9, Mega Touch 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 3 (11), Jesse Gerstein 2 (2), P.T. Walkley (6), Mike Dudolevitch (3), Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (2), Courtney (on loan from Unicorns)
Shutout: John Meyer (1)

LBS, Inc. 7, Tompkins Square Riots 2
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 4 (13), Dan Bernstein 2 (2), Tommy Capatosta (3)
Tompkins Square Riots: Alexandre Frenette 2 (7)

Rehabs 6, Happy Little Elves 5 (OT)
Rehabs: Alex Doucette 2 (11), Meredith “Danberg” Ficarelli 2 (2), Rob Blandi (4), Anita Khar (1)
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair 3 (14), Gil Valdez 2 (8)
Game Notes: Ficarelli tied the game with 4:30 remaining in regulation.  Blandi scored the game-winner in overtime.  The Happy Little Elves played the entire game shorthanded as Jenna Cruff was the only female in attendance.

Denim Demons 5, Gut Rot 2
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman 2 (16), Mike Pereira (11), Brad Weiger (2), David Fraser (1)
Gut Rot: Scott 2 (6)

Corlears Hookers 3, Fresh Kills 1
Corlears Hookers: Brendan “Dutch” Kearney 2 (3), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (12)
Fresh Kills: Mike Sokolyansky (6)

Gouging Anklebiters 10, What The Puck 0 (FORFEIT)

Fresh Kills 4, Dark Rainbows 2
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 2 (6), Mike Sokolyansky (5), Brice Rosenbloom (3)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (2), John Cassidy (1)

Happy Little Elves 3, Unicorns 2
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair (11), Rob “Smash” Muggeo (4), Ryan Nakahara (4)
Unicorns: Iannis (3), John (2)
Game Notes: Muggeo’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with 1:17 remaining in regulation.  This game had no bearing on the possession of the Fairy Tale Cup, which still belongs to the Dark Rainbows.

Tompkins Square Riots 7, Rehabs 5
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrick Blohmé 2 (8), Grant Mason 2 (6), Alexandre Frenette (5), Joe Fiore (3), Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg (2)
Rehabs: Adam “The All-American Canadian” Skuse 2 (6), Rob Blandi 2 (3), Alex Doucette (9)

Gut Rot 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT)
Gut Rot: Tommy (5), Len (2), Dave (1)
Sky Fighters: Greg Infanti (6), Greg Cohan (5)
Game Notes: Tommy scored the tying goal with one minute remaining in regulation.  Dave scored the game-winning goal in overtime.

Mathematics 6, Poutine Machine 2
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (6), Sean “$howJu” McClain (4), Adam Langer (2), Andy Pratt (1), Mike Smith (1)
Poutine Machine: Kevin MacDonald (2), Dave Kucharsky (1)

Cobra Kai 2, La Famiglia 1
Cobra Kai: Mark Talercio (6), Bryan Niddrie (3)
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry (4)

Butchers 7, Mega Touch 0
Butchers: Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins 3 (4), Ben Bloom 2 (7), Gary Cohen (5), “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (1)

Corlears Hookers 5, LBS, Inc. 3
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 3 (11), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Dan Thompson (3)
LBS, Inc.: J.P. Chaput 2 (2), Mike Taylor (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 9, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (10), Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (7), Caroline Currie 2 (3), Matt Novick 2 (3), “Gentleman” James Pereira (9)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian (8)

La Famiglia 1, Gouging Anklebiters 0
La Famiglia: Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry (5)
Shutout: Kevin Au (1)
Game Notes: Perry scored the only goal of the game with eight minutes remaining in regulation.

Denim Demons 10, What The Puck 0 (FORFEIT)