| Rank | Player | Team | Goals |
| 1 | Denis Miciletto | La Famiglia | 21 |
| 2 | Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta | Mega Touch | 18 |
| 3 | Ben Bloom | Butchers | 16 |
| Suvin “The Guru” Malik | Filthy Gorgeous | 16 | |
| Gil Valdes | Happy Little Elves | 16 | |
| 6 | “Gentleman” James Pereira | Filthy Gorgeous | 15 |
| Shafiq “Off-Black” Perry | La Famiglia | 15 | |
| 8 | “The Charismatic Enigma” Arthur Revechkis | Butchers | 14 |
| 9 | Dan Hopper | Sky Fighters | 12 |
| Jeff Kamen | Denim Demons | 12 | |
| Sarab Lalri | Cobra Kai | 12 | |
| Ryan Nakahara | Happy Little Elves | 12 | |
| Karsten Pichon | LBS, Inc. | 12 |
| Rank | Goalie | Team | GAA |
| 1 | Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson | Corlears Hookers | 1.08 |
| 2 | Tim Brown | Poutine Machine | 1.13 |
| 3 | Hilary Meyer | Rehabs | 1.56 |
| 4 | Patrick Barch | Fresh Kills | 1.60 |
| 5 | Joe Boshko | Mathematics | 1.73 |
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