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Not 3 Stars

When I saw my high school baseball coach, Mr. Ward at a wedding 20 years after I graduated high school, I brought up my baseball career and Mr. Ward politely said, “You’re a good person Richie.”  With that said, here are some other good people, who Mr. Ward thinks suck at hockey. At least last Sunday. 

Career stats: GP 7 AB 4 H- 0 K- 4 BB- 3 RBI- 1 OBP- 429  OK, unfortunately I played in a time where a walk wasn't as good as a hit. But a .429 OBP would have made me millions today. Born in the wrong decade.

Career stats:
GP 7
AB 4
H- 0
K- 4
BB- 3
RBI- 1
OBP- 429
Well Mr. Ward, I know you think I sucked but a .429 OBP would have made me millions in today’s game.

 


***

Denis, Shaq, James P., Suvin, Ben B.

Sure the new Invincible Five won, but we didn't pay good money to see them play defense. We want to see scoring! And combined it was Jenna 1, the rest 0.  Pick it up.

Sure the new Invincible Five won, but we didn’t pay good money to see them play defense. We want to see scoring! And combined it was Jenna 1, the rest 0.
Refund.

** Brugger

He knows why. And now you will too. Brugs made a really bad play. And it lead to Instant Karma's first ever goal.  I'm going to let Steve call you Sally if it happens again.

He knows why he is a not star this week. And now you will too. Bruggs made a really bad play. And it lead to Instant Karma’s first ever goal.
I’m going to let Steve call you Sally if it happens again.

* James S. (Cherie’s bro)

Before Reggie Miller became one of the greatest NBA players of all time, he used to lose to his sister all the time. His sister still gives him shit.  James shot in the shootout for Math. He missed. Cherie shot next. She scored. And won the game. And was the hero. My high school baseball coach would sum it up like this. James is a really nice guy. Cherie is really good at hockey.

Before Reggie Miller became one of the greatest NBA players of all time, he used to lose to his sister all the time. His sister still gives him shit.
James shot in the shootout for Math. He missed. Cherie shot next. She scored. And won the game. And was the hero.
My high school baseball coach would sum it up like this. James is a really nice guy.

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