Rich, Eli, and Derek let me write Filler Friday this week, because they hate you.

The BTSH blogosphere was given the opportunity to ask any question they wanted.

Would you rather fight one Glanzer sized duck or a hundred duck-sized Glanzers?

One Glanzer-sized duck.  The 100 duck-sized Glanzers would distract me by liking all of each other’s own Facebook posts.  

Would you rather win the BTSH Championship or have your favorite pro sports team win theirs?

They’re one and the same.  Trick question.

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Kill/fuck/marry: Derek, Eli, Rich

Kill: Derek, then take his spot on Math as a sleeper agent

Marry: Eli – thought about killing him for the same reason but he went to Tufts and has a pretty nice ring to prove it so I will probably make out pretty well in the divorce.  Way better credentials than whatever podunk college Derek went to.

Fuck: Math’s season, with a well-timed, casual own goal in our first playoff game

Friendzone: Rich (you’re like a brother to me)

Would you root for a Flyers team that does well during the season and questionable during the playoffs, or a team that’s questionable during the season but potentially far in the playoffs?

The second one

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Jerome had a question in Japanese, but Japanese doesn’t show up in WordPress.  Pasted the question and my answer below anyway.  

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