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		<title>2010 BTSH Calendar Released</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pictured Below: Mr. August 2010

The calendar for the upcoming BTSH season has officially been released. There will be 18 weeks of regular season games as well as five weeks of playoffs. Regular season play commences on April 11, and the championship game will be held on October 31. The full calendar is after the break.

March [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.btsh.org/bruise/2010/03/04/2010-btsh-calendar-released/</link>
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		<title>An Offseason Message From The Media</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Is The Only Performance Enhancer Adriano Needs

With the 2010 season rapidly approaching, we (the BTSH media) would like to provide you, the loyal reader, with a quick update of what&#8217;s on tap for the upcoming season.  After all, it has been a while since we have posted anything new, and we are getting eager [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.btsh.org/bruise/2010/02/16/an-offseason-message-from-the-media/</link>
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		<title>Guest Columnist: Dr. Byron Clavicle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH. They do, however, represent those of Dr. Byron Clavicle.
Pleasant Memories of Street Hockey Moments That Never Were
As a board-certified neurosurgical cosmetologist, I&#8217;m often asked by BTSH players to modify their cerebral cortices to create memories of events that never actually transpired. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.btsh.org/bruise/2009/11/29/guest-columnist-dr-byron-clavicle/</link>
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		<title>Thank You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Readers,
With another BTSH season in the record books, we would like to take one last opportunity to thank you for your loyal and devoted support.  We have really enjoyed providing you with our special blend of hockey insight, humor, and information each week (we call it &#8220;hockhumtion&#8221;), and look forward to doing it again [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.btsh.org/bruise/2009/11/08/thank-you-2/</link>
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		<title>2009 Media Awards</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This Photo Is Rachel&#8217;s Prize From The Mystery Box

On Sunday evening, the media had the distinct honor and pleasure to present their third annual Media Awards to some of BTSH&#8217;s outstanding players. The winners are listed below:
BTSH Regular Season Scoring Champion
Karsten Pichon (LBS, Inc.)
Best Goals Against Average
Aaron &#8220;Coach&#8221; Pagdon (Denim Demons)
Best Family
Lourdes Banez &#38; Martin [...]]]></description>
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