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Week 11 Box Scores

Sven 1, Monica 0…Our Bad

Sven and Monica

Mighty Squirrels 4, Filthy Gorgeous 1
Mighty Squirrels: Eric Breitman 2 (5), Jesse Kalb (3), Eric Cole (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik (5)

Corlears Hookers 4, Rehabs 3 (OT)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (10), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (5), Elizabeth Lewis (5)
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau 2 (5), Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (3)
Game Notes: The Corlears Hookers forced overtime after rallying from a 3-0 deficit. Jason Eitel scored the game-winning goal.

Dark Rainbows 5, Denim Demons 5 (OT-SO)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley 3 (10), Josh Wilson (3), Jennie Brown (3)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira 2 (7), Jeff Kamen 2 (6), Zack Tinkelman (3)
Shootout: Tied 0-0.

LBS, Inc. 4, Rehabs 3
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (12), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (7), Tom Capatosta (5), Jason Bogdaneris (3)
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (6), Kami Moore (2), Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli (1)
Game Notes: Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin broke a 3-3 tie with a game-winning goal late in the second half.

Fresh Kills 3, Tuques 0
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 2 (5), Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg (1)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (1)

What The Puck 6, Gouging Anklebiters 2
What The Puck: Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 3 (6), Corey “Chongo” Winters (11), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (10), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (8)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (4), Shannon Voto (2)

Corlears Hookers 3, Cobra Kai 1
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (7), Jason Eitel (11)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (4)

Sky Fighters 5, Mathematics 3
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (4), Ted Shumaker (2), Samantha Lee (1), Patrick Borelli (1), James Townsend-Butterworth (1)
Mathematics: Andy Pratt 2 (8), Derek Tagliarino (5)

Unicorns 9, Mexican Standoff 2
Unicorns: Chris 4 (8), Nelson 3 (9), Mark (6), Ryan (3)
Mexican Standoff: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (3), Amanda Jenkins (1)
Game Notes: Although Ellery is credited with the goal, Craig “Ug” LaCombe believes that Ellery should only receive an assist, with the goal going to “the crack in the Corlears blacktop”.

Bad Touch 5, Happy Little Elves 1
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin 3 (9), Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (4), Bill MacGregor (1)
Happy Little Elves: Demetri Adrahtas (4)

Week 10 Box Scores

Filthy Gorgeous Is All Wet Behind The Ears

Filthy Gorgeous

Filthy Gorgeous 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Matt Novick 3 (5), Joseph Pereira (6), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (5), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (4)
Shutout: Dan Owens (1)

LBS 6, Mexican Standoff 5 (OT-SO)
LBS: Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin 2 (6), Karsten Pichon (11), Tom Capatosta (4), Jason Bogdaneris (2)
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen (3), Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (2), Len Guinto (2), Jefferson Hendricks (2), Hannah Stark (1)
Shootout: LBS wins, 2-0.  Successful attempts by Karsten Pichon and Sam Anthony.
Game Notes: Mexican Standoff rallied from a 4-0 deficit and scored twice in the final five minutes of regulation to force overtime.  Despite showing up to support her team (in Mexican Standoff’s colors), LBS captain Sascha Puritz did not play due to an apparent “ankle injury”.  She looks fine to us.

Gouging Anklebiters 6, Bad Touch 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri 4 (5), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (5), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (3)
Shutout: Alex Owen (1)

What The Puck 4, Fresh Kills 2
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (9), Corey “Chongo” Winters (10), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (4)
Fresh Kills: “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser (5), Patrick Moore (3)

Denim Demons 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (7), Jeff Kamen (4)
Sky Fighters: Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (2), Imraan Farukhi (1)
Game Notes: Jeff Kamen scored the game-tying goal with thirty seconds remaining in regulation with the goalie pulled.  Happy birthday to Denim Demons’ Abby Meisterman, whose birthday is today (June 30).

Rehabs 1, Mathematics 0
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (3)
Shutout: Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (1)
Game Notes: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala scored the game-winning goal with eight minutes left in the game.

Unicorns 2, Dark Rainbows 1
Unicorns: Mark (5), Caitlin (1)
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (10)
Game Notes: Caitlin had the game-winning goal with one minute to go in regulation.  In an odd coincidence, this is the second consecutive year she scored a late winner while Craig “Ug” LaCombe’s parents were in attendance.

Mighty Squirrels 2, Cobra Kai 1
Mighty Squirrels: Eric Breitman (3), Miky Wolf (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (3)

Corlears Hookers 2, Tuques 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (8)
Tuques: Bill Monahan (6)
Game Notes: Zack Tinkelman of Denim Demons played goalie for the Tuques.

Week 9 Box Scores

Rain Fears

Mr. Met

Fresh Kills 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Fresh Kills: Jeff Lesser 2 (4), Mike Sokolyansky (2), Joe Tamburo (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Jeremy Schumacher 2 (2), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (4)

Mathematics 6, Dark Rainbows 3
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (4), Jeffrey Contray 2 (3), Andy Pratt (6), Andy Levine (4)
Dark Rainbows: P.T. Walkley (7), Jesse Jewels (3), Jonathan Rudd (3)

Sky Fighters 5, What The Puck 4 (OT-SO)
Sky Fighters: Martin Cejka 2 (9), Dan Hopper (3), Robert Kucera (2)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (9), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (7), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (3)
Shootout: Sky Fighters win, 2-0. Successful attempts by Martin Cejka and Robert Kucera.
Game Notes: Sky Fighters captain Amy Lott needed to excuse herself from the game for several minutes to remove some of the previous night’s alcohol.

Unicorns 6, Bad Touch 1
Unicorns: Nelson 3 (6), Chris (4), Mark (4), Ryan (2)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (3)

Tuques 4, Mexican Standoff 1
Tuques: Peter Wilson 2 (8), Sarah Moore (1), Gabe Wilson (1)
Mexican Standoff: Gary Cohen (2)
Game Notes: The Tuques goalie for this game was Leo Guinto, twin brother of Mexican Standoff’s Len Guinto. Tuques captain Dave Ladanyi was at a wedding, but he led his team via e-mail.

LBS 7, Happy Little Elves 3
LBS: Karsten Pichon 5 (10), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin 2 (4)
Happy Little Elves: Shoshana Rudnick 2 (2), Demetri Adrahtas (3)

Filthy Gorgeous 6, Cobra Kai 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon 3 (4), Jonathan Rick (3), Suvin “The Guru” Malik (3), Dana Kravis (1)
Cobra Kai: Susannah Pasquantonio (3)

Corlears Hookers vs. Rehabs (Susp.)
Game Notes: Game suspended due to rain and hail, with the Rehabs leading 2-0 at the half. The second half will be played at a later date and time.

Mighty Squirrels vs. Denim Demons (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

Week 8 Box Scores

Ellery Signed It, So We Know It’s True

Ellery Scores!

Editors Note: Please check the stats and standings page for the league’s leading scorers.

Filthy Gorgeous 3, Rehabs 2 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (2)
Rehabs: Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (2), Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins 1-0.  Successful attempt by James Pereira.

Dark Rainbows 3, What The Puck 0
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen (9), P.T. Walkley (6), Jennie Brown (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (4)
Game Notes: P.T. Walkley’s band will be playing at Madison Square Garden on June 23 with Coldplay.

Corlears Hookers 4, Unicorns 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 2 (6), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (4), Josh Sadlier-Brown (3)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (2)

Sky Fighters 3, Bad Touch 2
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (2), Rich McConnell (1), Ted Shumaker (1)
Bad Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (2), Joe Lops (1)
Game Notes: Bad Touch goalie Mike Tuckman wanted the game to finish as quickly as possible, because he had tickets to see Iron Maiden.

LBS 3, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)
LBS: Karsten Pichon (5), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (2), SAED (1)
Filthy Gorgeous: Joseph Pereira (5), Jonathan Rick (2), Liza Watts (1)
Shootout: Tied 2-2.  Successful attempts by Tom Capatosta (LBS), Karsten Pichon (LBS), Liza Watts (FG) and James Pereira (FG).
Game Notes: LBS captain Sascha Puritz asserted that had she not injured her ankle in the first half and missed the rest of the game, it would have been a blowout in favor of LBS.

Fresh Kills 5, Mathematics 4 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 2 (2), Jeff Lesser (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (2), Erik Cortes (1)
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt (2), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (1), Eli Kazin (1), Mark “Sully” Sullivan (1)
Game Notes: Patrick Moore scored the game-winning goal one minute into overtime.

Gouging Anklebiters 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Owen 2 (2), Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Shutout: “Quiet” Mike O’Connor (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 3 (OT-SO)
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (2), Eric Breitman (2), Marie Marberg (1)
Mexican Standoff: Tommy Cho (3), Dave Wang (1), Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (1)
Shootout: Tied 0-0

Rehabs 4, Cobra Kai 1
Rehabs: Lateef Nurmohamed (3), Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (3), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett (1), Michael Lewis (1)
Cobra Kai: Ray “Domino” Chan (2)

Denim Demons vs. Tuques (PPD)
Game Notes: Game postponed due to “rain fears.”

Week 7 Box Scores

The Mathematics Already Have Buyer’s Remorse

Big Trade!

Rehabs 3, What The Puck 2
Rehabs: “Con” Ed Lau (3), Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (1), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (1)
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 2 (7)
Game Notes: Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez scored his first goal of the season, which captain Bryan “Stork” Welch thought was noteworthy.

Corlears Hookers 10, Mexican Standoff 0
Corlears Hookers: Elizabeth Lewis 3 (4), Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson 2 (2), Brendan “Dutch” Kearney (6), Jason Eitel (4), Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney (3), Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3), Josh Sadlier-Brown (2)
Shutout: Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Herbert 2 (2), Joseph Pereira (4), Fran Graziano (2)
Denim Demons: Micael Holmstrom 2 (5), Jeff Kamen (3), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Shootout: Filthy Gorgeous wins, 2-0.  Successful attempts by James Pereira and Suvin “The Guru” Malik.

Dark Rainbows 4, Happy Little Elves 0
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds 2 (5), John Nielsen (8), Jesse Jewels (2)
Shutout: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell (3)

Tuques 5, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Tuques: Bill Monahan 3 (5), Peter Wilson 2 (6)
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil “Sandy” Donohue (3), Peter “Geech” Prohaska (3), Nick Gardella (2)
Game Notes: Bill Monahan’s hat trick was a natural hat trick.

Cobra Kai 12, Bad Touch 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano Bratta 2 (11), Dave Cicirelli 2 (2), Brian Quiban 2 (2), Enayet “Retail” Rasul 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (2), Susannah Pasquantonio (2), Laurie Chakel (1), Julie Kim (1)
Bad Touch: Eric Devlin (6), Kelly LeVasseur (1)

LBS 4, Mathematics 1
LBS: Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett 2 (3), Alex Simon (1), Sam Anthony (1)
Mathematics: Andy Levine (3)
Game Notes: The Mathematics and Denim Demons have agreed in principal on a deal that would send “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau to the Mathematics in exchange for one orange-flavored Little Hugs beverage (pending a physical).

Fresh Kills 4, Unicorns 1
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 2 (2), Joe Tamburo (1), Mike Sokolyansky (1)
Unicorns: Courtney (1)

Mighty Squirrels 3, Sky Fighters 0
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (6), Mike Mincieli (3), Jesse Kalb (2)
Shutout: Tommy Mayoros (2)

Delts 2, Tris 1 (Women’s All-Star Game)
Game Notes: Gabby Carson (Denim Demons) scored the game-winning goal late in the second half.