Karsten Has A Tool For Everything

Color: White
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 13-3-1 (2nd place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in semifinals
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re better than you.”
Key Additions: Dan Bernstein (Free Agent), Anne Grady (Relocation)
Key Losses: None
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I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing!

Color: Black
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 2-12-2-1 (16th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Crossing the border.”
Key Additions: Bob, Brooke, Leo (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Hannah Stark (What The Puck), Tim “The Lantern” Olson
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The Champ Is Here

Color: Light Blue
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 8-8-0-1 (10th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Defeated Corlears Hookers in championship game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Young at heart.”
Key Additions: Stephanie Feder, Mandy Lundstrom, Myrto Mylopoulos and Jessica Selman (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Alicia Walker (pregnancy)
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Rally Up!

Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-0-1 (9th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in quarterfinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Rally up!”
Key Additions: Susanna (Cobra Kai), Iannis (Free Agent), Victoria (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Allison B., Jill
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Oh, That’s Filthy!

Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 12-4-1 (4th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Going from ashy to classy.”
Key Additions: Joe Essock (Free Agent), Lindsay Nevins (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon
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