Come On Man, I’m Not Italian

Color: Brown/Orange
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 4-13-0-3 (14th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in first round
Key Additions: Cole Jr., ZY Jr., Charles Jr. They will be redshirted until 2025, but will join head cheerleader Jason “Cheek” Cheek on the sideline.
Key Losses: Kyle Fogden (Canada)
Fan Base: Laura the Bartender
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COOOOOOOOOOOOOP!



Color: Red/Gray
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 7-10 (12th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in first round
Key Additions: Janica “Tussin” Lee (Tuques), Joe Lops (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Peter Hanchak
Fan Base: King of Prussia, PA
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No Matt, No Spedeleri, Just Minkus

Color: Yellow/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 7-10 (13th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in first round
Key Additions: Christine Zalocha (Sabbatical)
Key Losses: Jill (Unicorns), Janica “Tussin” Lee (Bad Touch)
Fan Base: Hazzard County and the rest of the six county area
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Now With 57% More Bar Attendance!

Color: Slightly lighter pink than before
Year Founded: 2004
2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-5-0-1 (3rd place)
2007 Playoff Result: Defeated Corlears Hookers in championship game
Key Additions: Jonathan Rudd (Free Agent), Rachel Hulin (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Masako Miyazaki, Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo
Fan Base: Williamsburg
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