it’s on asshole.
Color: Various shades of blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2007 Regular Season Finish: 1-16 (18th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Unicorns in first round
Key Additions: James Stein (Filthy Gorgeous)
Key Losses: J.R. Spiegel (the club scene)
Fan Base: Czechoslovakia
Color: Camoflauge
Year Founded: 2006
2007 Regular Season Finish: 5-12 (17th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Gouging Anklebiters in play-in game
Key Additions: Paul “P.J.” Lopez (Pork Fried Rice), Adriano Bratta (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Alex “No Gimmicks Needed” Nicoloff (Ice Hockey), Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (?), Leah “Vick-ahs” Vickers (Mexican Standoff), Mary Pratt (Mexican Standoff)
Fan Base: The 1980s
Color: Red
Year Founded: 2002
2007 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (5th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
Key Losses: Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement)
Key Additions: The subtraction of Gillette
Fan Base: Minimal
Color: Burgundy
Year Founded: 2005
2007 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-1 (6th place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Dark Rainbows in quarterfinals
Key Additions: None
Key Losses: Steve Babcock, Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett, Eileen Barrett, Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett, Christina Blanco, Caley Boyd, Sean Donnelly, Holly Dice, Nicole Fazio, Natasha Foy, Chris Grunke, Tim Hannon, Eric Healey, Fayth Henley, Keith Koeferl, Julie Lauer, Paul “P.J.” Lopez, John Mack, Caroline Miller, Gina Montefeltri, Denis Monty, Jenny Petersen, Mike Taylor, Laura Traynham, Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri, Matt Ventolieri, Lea Westort, Mike Westort (who are all these people?)
Fan Base: Janica “Tussin” Lee
Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-3-2-1 (2nd place)
2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
Key Additions: Jill (Tuques)
Key Losses: Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Rehabs), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (Rehabs)
Fan Base: Brazil
