BTSH (Mock) Playoffs Part 2
No games doesn’t mean no content. Instead, for the second day in wrestling a row its tw0-a-days! Will your team advance in the mock playoffs? Games are today so take off work and get to TSP! We have a special guest writer.
My fellow Bash Brother Brian H. will finish off the Round of 16.
Fresh kills over Poutine: as a bash bro, this reminds me all to well of our days as district 5 playing the Hawks. They creamed us. But then we won on Charley’s sick triple deke in the playoffs. But that was after we took Banks from them, their best player. So if Gabe joins Poutine, I think we’ll see another Mighty Ducks moment otherwise we’re gonna hear fresh kills chanting “win win win win”
Rehabs vs WTP: my coach EMILIOOOOOOO knows a thing or two about rehab. He got the job coaching us cause he yolo’d a little too hard one night and the courts made him coach us. We won bunch of championships and overcame a ton of adversity though… So I’m gonna say that Rehab wins.
Ever notice Emilio sorta looks like Rem? Just not as good-looking? (not gay)
Math vs Karma: praying this doesn’t go to a shootout. I can already hear comments like “it’s spazway he’ll screw up” and people incredulously asking “what about Chadwick” when someone suggest he take the penalty shot..
But then again, Charley showed up in the big moment, maybe last week Karma was just setting us up for this… A game winning shoot out goal. Fans flood the court. A red headed woman throws popcorn and Glanzer gets upset cause who the heck is going to clean that up? Gordon and Charley do that weird punching thing. Hans tells Gordon he’s proud of him (I keep referencing Gordon but have no idea who on Karma fills this role)
nah, still taking Math. Sorry guys.
The Ducks don’t like your pick Hicks. Try again.
Filthier vs Gut Rot: those filthier guys remind me of the varsity team from when my ducks attempted education…They took our best player (players in this case it would appear they also grabbed some guys from Team Iceland as well) then went on to wreak havoc. Therefore it would seem the only team that could beat filthier right now is Karma… On some last second goal by a goalie who has converted to defense. But they’re not playing Karma, so it looks like Team Varsity Iceland plus Your Best Player wins this one. “Good try, Captain Duck” is what Iceland’s captain would’ve told us.