The alignment of top three talent rarely happens in BTSH culture, but when it does, the three stars of the week are quickly replaced.

When I was reading Rich’s okay previews last week, a selfish thought came over my head: if I Googled “Math BTSH”, would I pop up as the first image? Nope (spoiler: it’s Elijah), instead Google gave me an omen of things to come, with Ben Bloom giving Math the bird as the second picture.

And that’s exactly what happened.  Ben Bloom and Filthier won more games than any other team this week (2-0), both 4-1.  Nice work.  And, fuck you.

Crowd favorite, Ben Chadwick, is on a tear this year—scoring two goals last game and keeping his streak alive—now 5 consecutive games.  This streak is almost reminiscent of the best pitcher in the National League; I am speaking of course of Bartolo Colon, who went 5-0 (or was it 6-0) at the age of 42.

Sure, this streak is no Chadtrick, but this streak has yet to be named!  First one who comes up with the best nickname (Chadrip, Chadvoyage are already claimed) will win a free beer when you register for Ocean City 2015 (HockeyBeach.org)!

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The Teytelbaum brothers share the last star—Roman yanked a hat trick and his brother finally put his first biscuit in the basket!

Oh, wait a minute—what is Roman doing here?!  Could it be—registering for the Ocean City tournament to receive a free beer via his mobile device?!  Why yes, that is exactly what he is doing, using the following link:

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Honorable Mention:

The mitzvah of the week for coaching commandments goes to, none other than, Rachel Greene.  Although obvious to most, she finally put Arthur and Jeff on a line together.  Each scored a hat trick.  Is this sheer neglect as a coach for the past 2 years, does she know she can pull her goalie when they’re down—I don’t know.  A twelve year old could have figured this line situation out, or a thirteen year old depending on their views, which is why she garners the Mitzvah of the Week Award!