It’s here!  The moment you BTSHers have been waiting for…

The 2016 BTSH Award Nominations!

 

The final nominations were not easy to agree on.  The committee reviewed several minutes of video tape, fed stats into Derek and Eli’s simulator, took a couple shots and with one eye open were able pair their lists down from seven to five players for each category.  And without further ado here they are.

Best Duo

1. Vernoia family from Instant Karma
2. Diane and Zach from Love’s Eternal Glory
3. Ambiguous Straight Duo (Derek and Eli) from Mathematics
4. Heather and Morgen from Gut Rot
5. Jamie and Walker from Gremlins

 Rookie of the Year (male)

1. D. Perko from Gut Rot
2. Mike from Poutine Machine
3. Jimmy from Butchers
4. Alex from Rehabs
5. Seffi from Denim Demons

Rookie of the Year (female)

1. Morgen from Gut Rot
2. Alyssa from Fuzz
3. Alexis from Sky Fighters
4. Nicole from Instant Karma
5. Charlotte from Poutine Machine

Bob W. Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (Captain of the Year)

1. Jo-Ann and Brian from Poutine Machine
2. Ali from LBS, Inc.
3. Julie from Mega Touch
4. Tommy from Gut Rot (BITCHES)
5. Olivier and Caroline from Sky Fighters

Best Defense (male)

1. Liam from Cobra Kai
2. Pat from Fresh Kills
3. Sam from LBS, Inc.
4. Zach from Mathematics
5. JJ from Filthier

Best Defense (female)

1. Coco from Gouging Anklebiters
2. Steph from Mathematics
3. Sena from Rehabs
4. L-Mac from Tompkins Square Riots
5. Tiffany from Corlears Hookers

Best Facebook Commenter

1. J. Perras from Mathematics
2. Bubblebath from Gouging Anklebiters
3. Mike-D from What The Puck
4. Abby from Dark Rainbows
5. Hopper from In Memoriam

Minkus Award – for flamboyance and extraordinary feats in goaltending

1. Jamie from Gremlins
2. Nick from Cobra Kai
3. Dave GDR from Tompkins Square Riots
4. Newman from The Free Agent List
5. Tim from Filthier

Most Underrated (male)

1. Max from Mega Touch
2. Mike from Butchers
3. Drew and Joe from Tompkins Square Riots
4. Chuck from Gouging Anklebiters
5. Ilanis from Gremlins

Most Underrated (female)

1. Susie from What The Puck
2. Allison from Gremlins
3. Scoops from Sky Fighters
4. Tracy from Denim Demons
5. Christina from Tompkins Square Riots

Upset of the Year

1. Dark Rainbows shutting out Filthier
2. Mega Touch winning the Hi-Fi Division
3. Sky Fighters defeating Fuzz in the Quarterfinals
4. Fuzz making the league actually upset
5. Cheeky picking Mega Touch over Gremlins and Mathematics

C Dubs Award for the player with the sweetest disposition

1. Tim from Butchers
2. Christina from Poutine Machine
3. Gilligan(s) from Gut Rot
4. Isaac from Instant Karma
5. Bernstein from Dark Rainbows

Rachel Greene Award for Snark, Style and Finesse

1. Diana from Gouging Anklebiters
2. Alexa from Fuzz
3. Roxy from Mathematics
4. Emily from What The Puck
5. Tia from Dark Rainbows

Norris Trophy – Inaugural Award for Best Fake Family

1. Stewart: Cherie and Isaac
2. Moore: Sarah, Emily, Amber and Pat
3. Dudelovich and Batuwantudawe: Mike and Jamie
4. Green(e): Will and Rachel

Bumptious Chump Award for the BTSHer that is self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree

1. All of Fuzz
2. Brian Cro from Corlears Hookers
3. Walker Ha from Gremlins
4. Bill from Dark Rainbows
5. Brian SA. from Poutine Machine

Clavvy Award for long form submission of an article

1. Hornswoggle (Jerome) for Premier League Equivalent Article
2. Ophelia Bauls for Rehabs Article
3. Tia for Commish Article
4. Byron Clavicle for Facing Backwards 1 (Clavicle)
5. D. Perko for Stick Retrieval

Congratulations to each of the nominees.  The winners will be announced LIVE during the end of season party at the Parkside Lounge this Sunday, October 23rd.  The festivities kick-off around 6ish with plenty of drink specials to keep you believing everyone is beautiful.  We’ll see you there!