2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 4)
***25th Entrant: Adam Rubens, Denim Demons***
Much like his teammate Jenn, Rubens is taunted mercilessly by the fans as he walks down the aisle. Rubens walks into the ring and notices Alex reffing. He starts complaining that Alex isn’t a fair ref. He picks up the mic and calls out League Commissioner Tim Brown. Rubens tells Tim that Lena doesn’t feel safe with Alex reffing. Tim, still hurting from the Bodyslam by BrĂźggerŠ, is in no mood and reminds Adam that Lena isn’t in the Rumble. Adam says maybe she’s the surprise entrant but Tim tells him Becky Norris is the surprise entrant. BrĂźgger is infuriated there was no spoiler alert and picks Tim back into the ring. Marisa sees Tim and swoons. She never thought she would get over Denis but now she has. BrĂźgger tosses Tim out of the ring. Marisa goes into a corner to write in her diary, wondering if she will ever find love again.
***Tim Brown is eliminated (again)***
***26th Entrant: Rachel Kilon, Dark Rainbows ***
 The GIRL POWER Girls (GPG) rejoice as another member of their army arrives. Rachel avoids Derek, who is praying to Allah, on the outside of the ring, and jumps in. However, as soon as she enters, an army of security guards swarm the ring and throw Rachel out, because no one recognizes her, and they think she is just a crazed fan.
***Rachel Kilon is eliminated***
Rachel has been eliminated
***27th Entrant: Michelle U. (Cherie’s wife), Butchers*** Michelle runs past Derek, who is watching the third season of LOST on his iPad, and into the ring. She hugs her real-life wife Cherie. Cherie brings her up to speed and Jenn, Jenna, Hobart, and Sascha go after Jo-Ann and Gabe, the two last Canadians standing. Jo-Ann hurriedly grabs the mic and says, “Wait! I too am girl. I join your side if you ‘ave me. You will?” The girls say no way and are about to toss out Jo-Ann when, WHAT?!?!?!?Â
Michelle looks glowingly in her wife’s eyes and says, “I FIGHT FOR ME! FOR ME!!!” She grabs Cherie, and they both fly out of the ring. Cherie lands on the floor and is eliminated, but Michelle lands on the tire that Derek was trying to put air into. She tells Cherie to carry her back in the ring, because her feet can’t touch the floor. Cherie is heartbroken at Michelle’s heel turn, but obliges.
***Cherie is eliminated**
The competitors in the ring and Derek outside are stunned. Is the GPG dead? What is happening to the Canadian faction? Adam and $h0wT!m3 are fighting and Marisa wants to know why all the good men leave her. Jerome is back in the middle of the ring slightly waving his mini Philippine flag. Finally the GPGs tell Jo-Ann she can join them. Jo-Ann tells Gabe he is dead to her and is about to throw him out of the ring when….
***28th Entrant: James Stein***
Its James Stein!!! Another Canadian! The Canadians are back! YESSSSSSSS!!!!! Jo-Ann tells the GPGs to suck it as they wait for Stein to enter. Marisa thinks he looks cute. But then…
***James Stein has been eliminated***
Jo-Ann tells the GPGs she was just kidding, but its over for her. Jenna tosses her out of the ring.Â
***Jo-Ann Provencher has been eliminated***
Gabe tries to explain to Hobart that Fresh Kills only wins because of him, but she has none of it and tosses Gabe out.Â
***Gabe has been eliminated***
Despite Michelle’s heel turn, she is working well with GIRL POWER in Cherie’s place. The Canadians are officially done, and now it’s time to get rid of Jerome, Adam, BrĂźgger, and $h0wT!m3.Â
***29th Entrant: (John) Seeeeeeeeeenaaaa (Reeeeeeeeehaaaaaabbbbsssss)***
It’s Ms. Hustle Loyalty and Respect. Sena runs past Derek who is in a heated Skee*T*Ball game with Ben Chadwick, and looks at the girls. The girls don’t know what Sena will do. The guys don’t know what she will do. She’s a wild card.Â
All of a sudden, Sven’s music hits! Sven is out of the league and retired. What is he doing here?!?!?
Sven tells Sena, if she joins the GPGs, he will grant her a Play-Her interview. He extends her his hand, the crowd is gasping because if she shakes Sven’s hand, surely a GPG will win. BUT THEN… DEREK TAGLIARINO enters the ring and throws out Sven, who wasn’t even in the Rumble! Derek says to the fallen Sven, “You don’t write for the media anymore, but that’s what I do!” Derek then tosses Michelle out and $h0T!m3 throws out Hobart and tells her, “Go back to nursing!”
Derek tells Sven, “This is my website!”
***Sven has been eliminated***
***Michelle U. has been eliminated***
***Sarah “The Nurse” Hobart has been eliminated***
As Derek is taunting Sven, BrĂźgger tosses Derek out of the ring and says, “You don’t write for the website either. Only RichieHero does.”Â
***Derk Tagliarino has been eliminated***