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Championship Game Box Score

Congratulations Fresh Kills, 2011 BTSH Champions!

“Hollywood” Jeff Lesser Would Be Proud

TOMPKINS SQUARE PARK – Fresh Kills defenseman Kevin “The Planet” Foster has always been known and feared for his long, booming shots from the point.  Although the sage veteran has been relatively quiet throughout regular and postseason, he made a huge impact in Sunday’s championship game.  Foster’s blast from the blue line late in the second half broke a 1-1 stalemate and clinched his second BTSH championship with Fresh Kills.

Foster’s captain Dave Sokolyansky was effusive in his praise for the stalwart defender.  Soko noted, “This couldn’t have happened to a nicer, more sensitive guy.  As much as I wanted to win, I’m relieved that Kevin scored the game-winner instead of someone like my brother [Mike Sokolyanksy], who’s been a real source of irritation and consternation this season.”  Foster’s goal came as a bit of surprise, as he had scored just one goal during the 2011 season and two in 2010.

Fresh Kills’ other goal also came from the defense.  Patrick Moore, who only had two goals in 2011 himself, tied the game at one midway through the first half.  Moore’s goal was set up by the “Where am I?” line, consisting of Nick Hobbs and Scott Lee.  Lee, who was nearly late for the final after losing track of time while exploring Union Square, started the play with a battle along the dugout behind the net.  He chipped a pass to Hobbs, who found Moore wide open in the slot.

Despite Foster and Moore’s heroics, Fresh Kills still voted goaltender Patrick Barch as the team’s playoff MVP.  Barch allowed just five goals through four playoff games and made numerous clutch saves in the second half of the final to preserve the 1-1 tie.  Defender Ariel Imas commented, “It’s comforting knowing that Patrick is behind me.  I try to block as much as I can, but I know that if a shot gets through, Patrick will always come up with the big save.”  Barch finished fourth in BTSH with a 1.60 GAA during the regular season.

What The Puck’s goal also came from an unexpected source, as rookie forward Garrett Poston opened the scoring five and a half minutes into the game.  Poston, an overlooked part of captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer’s offseason acquisitions, rifled a wrist shot past Barch after receiving a cross-court pass from “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse (a more heralded acquisition), who was wearing his lucky Bowdoin sweatpants for the game.

What The Puck was playing in its second championship in the past three seasons, as the team also lost in 2009 to the Sky Fighters.  Zimmer, who has been the team’s captain since its inception in 2001, was disappointed with the outcome of the game.  However, his mood brightened when veteran Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth, Amy Farley, and the rest of What The Puck presented their sheepish leader with a scrapbook filled with photos and What The Puck memories.

CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#2 Fresh Kills 2, #7 What The Puck 1

1 2 Total
#7 What The Puck 1 0 1 Final
#2 Fresh Kills 1 1 2

First Half:
What The Puck – 5:30, Garrett Poston (1) (“The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse)
Fresh Kills – 12:00, Patrick Moore (1) (Nick Hobbs, Scott Lee)

Second Half:
Fresh Kills – 21:54, Kevin “The Planet” Foster (1) (Mike Sokolyansky, Dave Sokolyansky)

Games ON!

Today’s games are ON as scheduled.

Playoff Preview: Championship Game

Fresh Kills Is Not Intimidated By Mike’s Canadian Scowl

#7 What The Puck (12-5-1-2) at #2 Fresh Kills (14-4-2)
Location: Tompkins West, 4:00 PM
All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 9-8-1
2011 Result: Week 1 – Fresh Kills 3, What The Puck 2 (OT-SO); Week 8 – Fresh Kills 3, What The Puck 0
Game Notes: At the beginning of the 2011 season, picking What The Puck to reach the championship game was a no-brainer.  Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer had just concluded an off-season shopping spree, pillaging the Rehabs of goaltender Anthony Romeo and forwards Brock Bosacker, Alex Doucette, and “The All-American Canadian” Adam Skuse.  Zimmer’s grand plan to ambush BTSH with his all-star squad was working to perfection through the spring, as What The Puck jumped out to an 8-1-0-1 record through ten games.  However, once the calendar turned to summer, injuries and lackluster attendance began to deplete Zimmer’s charges, and his Orange Juggernaut stumbled to a 1-4-1-1 finish, scoring an uncharacteristically low 11 goals in this seven game stretch.  Once the playoffs began, however, What The Puck returned to the form everyone expected to see, and the team dispatched the Sky Fighters, Denim Demons, and Butchers, allowing just one goal in each game.  What The Puck’s opponent in the championship game, Fresh Kills, is a familiar foe.  The two teams are meeting in the postseason for the fourth time since 2006, and as members of the Hackett Division, they faced off twice this season.  Captain David Sokolyansky, armed with a much smaller budget than Zimmer’s, took an alternate route to building his squad, preferring to add undervalued free agents and players other teams viewed as flawed.  This haul included Scott Lee, who was cast aside by the Mathematics because of his inability to finish.  Sokolyansky’s philosophy paid off, as Fresh Kills performed consistently throughout the season and claimed the Hackett Division crown on the penultimate weekend of the regular season.  However, all of this hard work was almost undone in the opening round of the playoffs, when Fresh Kills was extended to a shootout before putting away Mega Touch.  The next two rounds proceeded more like the regular season, as Sokolyansky’s bunch used stifling defense and opportunistic offense to eliminate the Dark Rainbows and defending champion Happy Little Elves.  Entering the finals, Fresh Kills now seems to have all signs pointing in its favor, as Sokolyanksy and his crew are the higher seed and swept What The Puck in the season series.  However, Zimmer is known for pulling rabbits out of hats throughout his illustrious BTSH tenure and may have one more trick up his sleeve.

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Media Award Nominations

Is This BTSH’s Biggest Face?

This Sunday, BTSH will once again hold its annual year-end extravaganza. Festivities will be held at Parkside Lounge following the conclusion of the championship game. This season, in addition to presenting several prestigious awards, the media will proudly host this distinguished event. To build your anticipation, here are this season’s media awards and nominees:

The Award For The Regular Season Scoring Champion

  • Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia)

The Award For Best Goals Against Average

  • Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson (Corlears Hookers)

Biggest Face

  • Trevor “T-Beau” Beauclair (Happy Little Elves)
  • Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Butchers)
  • Joe Polowczuk (Unicorns)
  • Corey “Chongo” Winters (What The Puck)

Best Duo

  • Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves) & Matt Workman (Filthy Gorgeous)
  • Denis Miciletto & Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (La Famiglia)
  • Derek Tagliarino & Eli Kazin (Mathematics)
  • Mike Smith & The Anonymous Mathematics General Manager (Mathematics)

Most Underrated Female

  • Jenna Cruff (Happy Little Elves)
  • Chelsea Hicks (Poutine Machine)
  • Libby Lewis (Corlears Hookers)
  • Ashley Singer (Fresh Kills)

Most Underrated Male

  • Tom (Gut Rot)
  • Lawrence Goldstein (LBS, Inc.)
  • Kevin MacDonald (Poutine Machine)
  • Cory Watkinson (Sky Fighters)

The Stacy S. Kehoe Award For Toughness & Grace

  • Tiffany Hagge (Corlears Hookers)
  • Katie Hasty (Mega Touch)
  • Stacy S. Kehoe (Rehabs)
  • Lilly Preston (Mathematics)

The Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman Award For Agitation and Instigation

  • Peter Lang (Cobra Kai)
  • Luisa Mirarchi (Dark Rainbows)
  • Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher (Gouging Anklebiters)
  • Jesse Scolaro (Corlears Hookers)

The Fifth Annual Bob Weyersberg Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence

  • Dan Hopper (Sky Fighters)
  • David Ladanyi (La Famiglia)
  • Patrick “Sven” Larsen (Poutine Machine)
  • David Sokolyansky (Fresh Kills)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Female)

  • Heather (Gut Rot)
  • Michelle Bressler (Tompkins Square Riots)
  • Courtney (Unicorns)
  • Diane Johnston (La Famiglia)

The Brendan “Flounder” Hay Memorial Award (Male)

  • Mike Haas (Poutine Machine)
  • Nick Hobbs (Fresh Kills)
  • Dan “D.O.” Owens (Filthy Gorgeous)
  • Danny Polinsky (Denim Demons)

Semifinals Box Scores

Ashley Better Not Turn Around

#2 Fresh Kills 4, #14 Happy Little Elves 2
Fresh Kills: Ashley Singer (2), Mike Sokolyansky (2), Nick Hobbs (1), Dave Sokolyansky (1)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (3), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch

#7 What The Puck 2, #11 Butchers 1
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald (1), Hannah Stark (1)
Butchers: Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (2)
Goalie Win: Anthony Romeo
Game Notes: Stark scored the game-winning goal with 1:30 remaining in regulation. Hawkins tied the game at one with five minutes remaining in regulation.