Monthly Archive for March, 2010

Season Preview: Happy Little Elves

The Happy Little Elves Fan Club

Color: Electric Lime
Year Founded: 2008
2009 Regular Season Finish: 10-10-1 (9th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Rehabs in first round
Conference: Weyersberg
Division: Hackett
Home Arena: Tuques Arena (The Elves are currently constructing the Glanzer Dome, with an estimated completion date of 2014)
2009 Leading Scorer: Chris “Crush” O’Neil, 14 goals
Key Additions: Trevor Beauclair, Ryan Nakahara
Key Losses: Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke

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Season Preview: Poutine Machine

Who’s The Old Dude With Sven?

Color: Light Blue
Year Founded: 2010
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: Larsen Civic Centre

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Season Preview: Mathematics

“And Now You Have None…And That’s Math!”

Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2006
2009 Regular Season Finish: 3-13-1-3 (17th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Denim Demons in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: The Abacus
2009 Leading Scorers: Andy Pratt &  Bradley Schmidt, 11 goals
Key Additions: Hector “$howT!m3″ Melendez (Rehabs), Sean “$howJu” McClain (Rehabs), Scott Lee (Free Agency), Kate Fillin-Yeh (Free Agency)
Key Losses: Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Butchers), Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins (Butchers), Anita Khar (Rehabs)

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Season Preview: Mega Touch

The New Mega-Leader

Color: Gray
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 5-15-1 (16th Place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Mathematics in play-in game
Conference: Schumacher
Division: MacNeil
Home Arena: East Village Fairgrounds
2009 Leading Scorer: Greg Kellerman, 7 goals
Key Additions: Harvey Jaswal, Samantha Mau
Key Losses: Toby Carroll, Martin Olson, Gunner Katatikarn, David Ritter

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Season Preview: Tuques

Tuques hockey.

Color: Yellow/Red
Year Founded: 2002
2009 Regular Season Finish: 7-13-0-1 (13th place)
2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in first round
Conference: Schumacher
Division: Donohue
Home Arena: Tuques Arena
2009 Leading Scorer: Denis Miciletto, 17 goals
Key Additions: Kevin Prestia (free agency), Kevin Au (Cobra Kai)
Key Losses: Minkus (Poutine Machine), Lisa Harrington (What The Puck)

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