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Corlears Hookers 3, Denim Demons 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (4), Anshu Sinha (1)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (2), Jim Dandeneau (1)
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 2-0. Successful attempts by Jason Eitel and Noelle Safar.
Game Notes: Pereira scored the game-tying goal with five minutes remaining in regulation.

Sky Fighters 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (5), Christian Mack (2)
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (2)

Gouging Anklebiters 2, Rehabs 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Rehabs: Sean “$howJu” McClain (2)
Game Notes: DiPierri’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.

Dark Rainbows 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynonds (2), John Nielsen (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (3)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation.  The Dark Rainbows’ win clinches the (imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup for the Unicorns.

Unicorns 4, Mathematics 3 (OT-SO)
Unicorns: Chris 2 (4), John Mark (1)
Mathematics: Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (1), Andy Pratt (1), Harmon Walsh (1)
Shootout: Unicorns win 1-0. Successful attempt by Susanna.
Game Notes: John Mark scored the game-tying goal with four minutes remaining in regulation.

Filthy Gorgeous 5, Mega Touch 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (3), James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (1), Ali Berkin (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O” Owens (1)

What The Puck 5, Tuques 0
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (3), Sal Malguarnera (3), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (2), Ollie Hartman (1)
Shutout: Kevin Lutsky (1)
Game Notes: Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri claims he had two assists.  However, this is unverified, as this does not count as an assist.

Fresh Kills 4, Cobra Kai 0
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 2 (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (1), Patrick Moore (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Game Notes: Owens, filling in for Fresh Kills goalie Dave Gil de Rubio, notched his second shutout of the day.

Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 0
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (1), Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (1), Miky Wolf (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (1)

BTSH Stats and Standings

Jason Eitel Is Gunning For The Demons

GAME OF THE WEEK
Corlears Hookers (1-0) vs. Denim Demons (1-0)
Location: Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 1-1
Game Notes: Although both of these bitter Rubens Division rivals were victorious last week, they each earned their win in very different fashions.  The Corlears Hookers coasted to a five goal victory against the Tuques Army, despite having only one substitute.  Jason Eitel led the way with a hat trick, while the defense stymied the Tuques, holding them to only one goal.  The Denim Demons had to scratch and claw their way past a spunky Happy Little Elves team, despite being heavy favorites.  Although they won the game in the end, the Demons actually trailed twice before scoring the game winning goal late in the second half.  When the Demons and Hookers last met, the Fightin’ Rubens eked out a one goal victory in an extremely competitive and vicious game.  The Hookers will look to avenge this loss on Sunday, giving them bragging rights until the next meeting on September 13.
Keys To The Game:
1. Hookers captain Peter “Purple Rain” Putka has been busy on the phone all week ensuring he will have more than one sub for Sunday’s game.  However, reports indicate that Putka has “misplaced” the contact information for Albert “Al” Huang.
2. Although the Denim Demons struggled against the Elves last week, they were also missing top talent Micael Holmström.  His expected return this week should strengthen an already stingy defense.
3. Demons player Zack Tinkelman has made it extremely clear that he’s planning to cheap shot any Hooker who scores a goal.  Why else would he reference this in an earlier comment?
Eli’s Pick: Denim Demons.  Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens must have a few tricks up his sleeve.
Derek’s Pick: Corlears Hookers.  If they all show up, there is just too much raw talent to overcome.

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Erik Johnson Will Do Anything To Be On The Anklebiters…

…he just didn’t think he’d have to dress like Phil.