Monthly Archive for March, 2009

Week 1 Preview

Rub A Dub Dub, Three Men In A Tub

The Faces of Fear

GAME OF THE WEEK
Rehabs vs. Fresh Kills
Location: Tompkins West, 4:00 PM
All-Time Series: Tied 4-4
Game Notes: This Rubens Division contest pits the defending champions against one of the most loquacious teams in BTSH.  Despite winning the BTSH title game last year, Fresh Kills was an average team throughout the regular season.  However, this year, they open the season with a lot more confidence and are determined to prove last year’s playoff run was more than lighting in a bottle.  Even after a disappointing finish to the 2008 season, the Rehabs also enter this game brimming with confidence.  Rookie sensation Sean “$howJu” McClain gloated, “Boy, is it gonna be good to hand the defending champs their first loss of the season!”  Will this statement motivate $howJu’s new team or will it simply serve as bulletin board fodder for the defending champs?
Keys To The Game:
1. Due to a previous commitment, Rehabs captain Meredith Danberg-Ficarelli will miss her team’s opening game.  In her absence, assistant captains Gina Hackett and Kami Moore will run the show.  It is speculated that Bryan “Stork” Welch will chime in as well.
2. Although he continues to garner less fanfare than some of the other BTSH goalies, Fresh Kills netminder Dave Gil de Rubio remains a key component of their defense. His reliability and consistency enable them to be a lot more aggressive on offense.
3.  While he is always up for spirited and good-natured competition, Fresh Kills captain Kevin “The Planet” Foster does not care for the trash talking preceding this game, as he is really just a sensitive guy.
Eli’s Pick: Rehabs.  This is the type of game they usually thrive on.
Derek’s Pick: Fresh Kills.  I underestimated them throughout the entire 2008 playoffs, so I’m making it a point to pick them on opening day.

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Season Preview: Fresh Kills

The Champ Is Here

Fresh Kills Champs

Color: Light Blue
Year Founded: 2002
2008 Regular Season Finish: 8-8-0-1 (10th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Defeated Corlears Hookers in championship game
Division: Rubens
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Young at heart.”
Key Additions: Stephanie Feder, Mandy Lundstrom, Myrto Mylopoulos and Jessica Selman (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: Alicia Walker (pregnancy)

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Season Preview: Unicorns

Rally Up!

Mustard

Color: Yellow
Year Founded: 2001
2008 Regular Season Finish: 10-6-0-1 (9th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to LBS, Inc. in quarterfinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Rally up!”
Key Additions: Susanna (Cobra Kai), Iannis (Free Agent), Victoria (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Allison B., Jill

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Season Preview: Filthy Gorgeous

Oh, That’s Filthy!

Simply Filthy

Color: Navy Blue
Year Founded: 2006
2008 Regular Season Finish: 12-4-1 (4th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
Division: Woodsworth
2009 Marketing Slogan: “Going from ashy to classy.”
Key Additions: Joe Essock (Free Agent), Lindsay Nevins (Free Agent)
Key Losses: Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon

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Season Preview: Sky Fighters

The Sky Fighters Future Is So Bright…

Amy Lott

Color: Sky Blue
Year Founded: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
2008 Regular Season Finish: 11-6 (7th place)
2008 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
Division: Schloeder
2009 Marketing Slogan: “We’re more than just Martin.”
Key Additions: Trace Della Torre, Viliam Pala, David Cernan, Greg Infanti (All Free Agents)
Key Losses: “About 7 girls who came to the first game and stopped showing up even though they paid their $50″

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