Monthly Archive for June, 2006

next week/parties/listings

Published
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sb
on June 30, 2006
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*this week

NO HOCKEY– happy 4th/canada day!

*next week
due to world cup fever (catch it!), we’re pushing games back an hour so people don’t have to, i dunno, choose between becks and btsh.

WEEK 12 - JULY 9, 2006
CORLEARS
4pm: Tuques vs. Denim Demons
4pm: Rehabs vs. Dark Rainbows
5pm: Mighty Squirrels vs. LBS
5pm: G. Anklebiters vs. Filthy Gorgeous
6pm: Bad Touch vs. Fresh Kills
6pm: Mathematics vs. Unicorns
MOFFO
4:30pm: Pork Fried Rice vs. Mex. Standoff
5:30pm: Henry Motion vs. What The Puck

*canada day party
SAT. JULY 1, 06 - NYC vs. MONTREAL hockey game (6:30pm) and after game party (9pm)!

all of btsh is invited to the semi-annual NYC/MONTREAL ice hockey game (le calice de tabernac), featuring numerous players from btsh battling their pals from canada at the oh so air conditioned CHELSEA PIERS on SAT. JULY 1, 2006 at 6:30pm. it’s FREE! there is seating in the stands! byob o.k.!

AND everybody is also invited to the after-party at chelsea brewing company at the chelsea piers. more info: bob AT triagemusic DOT com.

*found
from fran filthy:
i found 2 Lefty Sticks at Coliers- Bauer and Sher-wood on sunday 6-18 and am trying to find the owner.
git in touch if they’re yours: fgraziano at hotmail dot com.

sb

Week 11 Report

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sb
on June 27, 2006
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*scores/typos of the week
theme: the gays!
biters marched with demons, 4-1
rainbows rainbowed filthy, 2-0
math boston married lbs, 2-1
rehabs watched logo with tuques, 3-0
wtp believe in life after love with squirrels, 8-1
pfr scored meth for bad touch, 8-0
unicorns were proud of henry motion, 6-1
fresh kills sodomized mso, 6-1

*week 11 faq
-why no bbq at the bbq?
peaches feared rain, which would mean low turnout, fire difficulties, and wet meats.  but minicandy bars and beer won the day anyway.  hurrah!

*next week
NO HOCKEY – JULY 4TH WEEKEND (7/2/06)!

*kudos/gasface
kudos:
-peaches and the raw foods bbq!
free food + beer = everybody wins.  thenx for cruise directing!
-sara, the sole lady unicorn
played the whole game, no breaks, as the only rep for her gender.  the horn on that one.
-not rain!
we had free food and beer, so god did not cry.

gasface:
-dicks
what, infractions?  are you serious?  like bob said, maybe we should have served the beer pre-games instead of post.  sigh.

*listings
-from Alexis Demons:
My lovely roommate’s lame-cake friend bailed on subletting her room so I am circulating her listing in the hopes that I can live with a btsh-er for one brief, shining summer.  In her words:

$625/ 1 room for summer sublet starting NOW (or July 1st) to August 31st.
Big room in huge Inwood (207th St. at Cooper St.) apartment available now through September 4th. I would be charging just 2 months rent (for July and August), even if you move in tomorrow (June 27th) and stay until September 4th.
The apartment is 1.5 blocks west of the A express train 207 St stop (approx 30 mins from 34th St); neighborhood is safe and roommates are awesome. The bedroom is furnished, and I emptied the wardrobe so you can hang clothes etc. Bedroom windows overlook an undeveloped, pretty garden and is quiet at night. There is a spare A/C unit in the closet that you can use as well.
The apt fills the whole second floor of a cute three-story house and has a kitchen (with dishwasher), dining room, living room and 1.5 bathrooms. It’s a 4-bedroom apartment, but I and one other roommate will be gone the whole summer.
I had a subletter lined up, but he had a family emergency and has to stay in CA for the summer. I’m leaving tomorrow, so my roommates will be in charge of showing the place. It’s a really great deal: cheap, big, friendly folks!

Interested?  Questions?  Email 642 at notspecial dot org.

-those parties!
THURS. JUNE 29, 06 - CANADA DAY @ MAMA BAR
SAT. JULY 1, 06 - NYC vs MONTREAL ice hockey/party
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SAT. JULY 1, 2006 - the Zambonis playing at Freddy’s Bar, 485 Dean Street, Brooklyn. 718-622-7035.
http://www.thezambonis.com
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SAT. JULY 1, 2006 - party at dan hertzberg’s loft
Collission Machine
97 Wyckoff Ave., Apt. 2
Brooklyn, NY 11237
Phone: 516.286.7585
Email: danielhertzberg AT yahoo DOT com
Website: http://www.collisionmachine.com/
$10 open bar (sangria and beer) or you can b.y.o.b.
art opening - live d.j.s - rooftop party - check the webpage for more details
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THURS. JUNE 29, 06 - Canada Day party organized by Jon-Rehabs at Mama Bar
34 Avenue B (at corner of East 3rd Street)
9pm ’til midnight
* LABATT BLUE & CANADIAN CLUB SPECIALS!
* FREE POUTINE WILL BE SERVED
* CANADIAN TUNES ALL NIGHT
* WEAR RED & WHITE
—————————-

SAT. JULY 1, 06 - NYC vs. MONTREAL hockey game (6:30pm) and after game party (9pm)!

all of btsh is invited to the semi-annual NYC/MONTREAL ice hockey game (le calice de tabernac), featuring numerous players from btsh battling their pals from canada at the oh so air conditioned CHELSEA PIERS on SAT. JULY 1, 2006 at 6:30pm. it’s FREE! there is seating in the stands! byob o.k.!

AND everybody is also invited to the after-party at:

TRIBECA CINEMAS and BAR
54 varick st. (at laight st. at the interesection of canal and varick/7th ave.)

$20 open bar from 9pm-midnight (beer and wine)
free hockey movies from quebec screening in the theater! (les boys, lance et compte, etc. - english subtitles)

for more information contact bob AT triagemusic DOT com.sb

Hockey Parties

Published
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bob w
on June 21, 2006
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SAT. JUNE 24, 06 - COLLISSION MACHINE
SAT JUNE 24, 06 - THE ZAMBONIS @ FREDDY’S BKLYN
SUN. JUNE 25, 06 - BTSH BBQ @ CORLEARS
THURS. JUNE 29, 06 - CANADA DAY @ MAMA BAR
SAT. JULY 1, 06 - NYC vs MONTREAL ice hockey/party
________________________________________
SAT. JULY 1, 2006 - the Zambonis playing at Freddy’s Bar, 485 Dean Street, Brooklyn. 718-622-7035.
http://www.thezambonis.com
________________________________________
SAT. JULY 1, 2006 - party at dan hertzberg’s loft
Collission Machine
97 Wyckoff Ave., Apt. 2
Brooklyn, NY 11237
Phone: 516.286.7585
Email: danielhertzberg AT yahoo DOT com
Website: http://www.collisionmachine.com/
$10 open bar (sangria and beer) or you can b.y.o.b.
art opening - live d.j.s - rooftop party - check the webpage for more details
________________________________________
THURS. JUNE 29, 06 - Canada Day party organized by Jon-Rehabs at Mama Bar
34 Avenue B (at corner of East 3rd Street)
9pm ’til midnight
* LABATT BLUE & CANADIAN CLUB SPECIALS!
* FREE POUTINE WILL BE SERVED
* CANADIAN TUNES ALL NIGHT
* WEAR RED & WHITE
________________________________________
SUN. JUNE 25, 06 - BTSH BBQ @ CORLEARS, 5pm till we run out of food and beer!
________________________________________
SAT. JULY 1, 06 - NYC vs. MONTREAL hockey game (6:30pm) and after game party (9pm)!

all of btsh is invited to the semi-annual NYC/MONTREAL ice hockey game (le calice de tabernac), featuring numerous players from btsh battling their pals from canada at the oh so air conditioned CHELSEA PIERS on SAT. JULY 1, 2006 at 6:30pm. it’s FREE! there is seating in the stands! byob o.k.!

AND everybody is also invited to the after-party at:

TRIBECA CINEMAS and BAR
54 varick st. (at laight st. at the interesection of canal and varick/7th ave.)

$20 open bar from 9pm-midnight (beer and wine)
free hockey movies from quebec screening in the theater! (les boys, lance et compte, etc. - english subtitles)

for more information contact bob AT triagemusic DOT com.
________________________________________

week 10 report

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sb
on June 20, 2006
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*scores
theme: renegade craft fair!
mso embroidered squirrels, 1-0
wtp silkscreened some owls onto tuques, 7-2
pfr filled their tote bags with henry motion, 7-1
rehabs spun wool from fresh kills, 2-1
lbs dragged their boyfriends to dark rainbows, 8-1
unicorns sweated like hogs while looking at filthy, 1-1 in OT
demons made bad touch, 10-0
math diy’d for anklebiters, 8-0

*week 10 faq
-what’s on the menu for the bbq next week?
tentatively: hot dogs (veggie and meaty), chips, beer, and watermelon. as for any other meats/unmeats, if you bring ‘em, we can grill ‘em. or burn ‘em, but close enough.

*next week
WEEK 11: 6/25/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PM Denim Demons vs. Gouging Anklebiters
3:00 PM Filthy Gorgeous vs. Dark Rainbows
4:00 PM LBS vs. Mathematics
4:00 PM The Tuques vs. Rehabs
5:00 PM Mighty Squirrels vs. What The Puck
5:00 PM Pork Fried Rice vs. Bad Touch
MOFFO
3:30 PM Unicorns vs. Henry Motion
4:30 PM Mexican Standoff vs. Fresh Kills
2-6 PM COURTSIDE BBQ! DIGGIT!

*found/new lost and found page:
from fran filthy:
found 2 lefty sticks yesterday. Bauer and Sher-wood if anyone is looking for them. fgraziano at hotmail dot com

from bob w:
http://www.btsh.org/bruise/info/lost-and-found/
i’ll take an accounting of what’s in the locker and post the stuff. at some
point we will give away or throw out unclaimed stuff.

*kudos/gasface
kudos:
-having ass cake, eating it, too
as much as i want to make jokes about people eating sharif’s ass(-shaped cake), this is a family organization. according to alex bad touch, however, it was “delicious.”
-respectable johnsons turn-out
i saw it with mine own eyes. even without free shit/nudity, the johnsons calls out to us, and we answer.
-ref shout out #1
erik reports that the dr/lbs game was as clean as a whistle. mazel tov.

gasface:
nobody told me any at the bar! so this is all i got.
-ref shout out #2
lessy was cranky that craig gave up a tying goal and sent the game in ot, forcing our fair ref to sweat it out (literally) for an extra 20 minutes. at least craig was probalby suffering more. and he didn’t make lessy smell his pads.

*listings
from andrea msq:
Laura, the lovely bartender at Iggy’s will be homeless coming July 1. So, if you or anyone you know is looking for a roomie please contact her at laurajduff at yahoo dot com . Rent: up to $650.

sb

week 9 report

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on June 13, 2006
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*scores
theme: sharif’s ass.  he knows why.
unis “butted” heads with mso, 6-0
math told people to kiss bad touch, 10-0 (mercy!)
rehabs were s’assy to henry motion, 5-1
lbs stuck it to wtp, 3-2
pfr has some regrets about biters, 5-2
rainbows cracked tuques, 4-0
filthy proved its blackness to fresh killers, 3-2 in OT
demons burned the retinas of msq, 6-2

*week 9 faq
what the hell happened at the johnsons?
phil biters has a full write-up is in the works, but so far, we have the many yucks in this email.  as for details/photos, you’ll just have to wait.  or, if you’re like me, come to terms with what you missed.

*next week
WEEK 10:  6/18/06
CORLEARS
3:00 PM    Mighty Squirrels vs. Mexican Standoff
3:00 PM    What The Puck vs. The Tuques
4:00 PM    Henry Motion vs. Pork Fried Rice
4:00 PM    Fresh Kills vs. Rehabs
5:00 PM    Dark Rainbows vs. LBS
5:00 PM    Unicorns vs. Filthy Gorgeous
MOFFO
3:30 PM    Denim Demons vs. Bad Touch
4:30 PM    Gouging Anklebiters vs. Mathematics

COURTSIDE BBQ NEXT WEEK!  sorry to postpone, but partymaster peaches is out of town.

*btsh on the national scene
from liza fg:
Two of our very own have been selected for the 2006/2007 Women’s USA Ball Hockey National Team!

Becky Antar of Filthy Gorgeous and Kristen Wise of Mexican Standoff will headed to the 2007 World
Championships in Germany. Matt Novick of FG was also selected to be a Camp Coach for the team.

More information can be found here:
http://www.usawomensballhockey.com/selproc.php

There is another tournament coming up at the end of August in Ocean City, MD. Any women interested in
playing can contact me at wattsliza at yahoo dot com. Thanks!

*found and found!
-i found a stick on sunday. my email is jcassidy77 at hotmail dot com if they want to contact.

-I realized this week that last week (6/4) I picked up someone else’s orange and black Vector stick (about 60″, no tape) from the Johnsons. Email me at katherinembrown at gmail dot com if it’s yours… My own orange and black Vector (about 54″) was at home, so I must have left another 54″ black and grey stick (I don’t remember the brand) at the Johnsons instead - please let me know if you found one. Sorry for confusion.  thanks.

*kudos/gasface
johnsons edition
kudos:
-brent, pbr lady, phil, sascha, craig, tiny’s, dash, and everyone who was behind sunday night.
insert another sharif joke here (no pun intended), but also, thenx guys!
-jeff lesser
who declared his desire to “make love all over” one lucky female.  poetry like that must be shared.
-all those who won pbr
and big ups to your livers.  tough slog.

gasface:
-pbr and rainbows
both no shows?  do you not like free things?
-sharif witnesses.
i will never, ever let him forget about this.
-all those who lost pbr
and in turn had to drunk bar sweat/rag juice.  sorry toby.

*listings
-from me!
THIS Saturday June 17th
1:30pm “doors”
2 > 6 show
Free admission

East River Music Project
in cooperation with NYC Parks & Recreation
and New York Noise
presents

SATURDAY LOOKS GOOD TO ME
MOBIUS BAND
HUMAN TELEVISION
MENEGUAR

East River Park Amphitheatre NYC
just south of the Williamsburg Bridge on the Manhattan side
subway: F or JMZ to Essex / Delancey
an aerial view:  http://tinyurl.com/95jmh

Our next show will take place on Saturday, July 22nd, featuring Jonathan Kane’s February, Taiko Masala, Dragons of Zynth, and more TBA

-from ed pfr:
I wanted to thank all of those who attended the charity tournament for the American Cancer Society last Saturday.

I had hoped to raise $1500 for the ACS, but you helped blow out the number and we raised $2813.  Please tell those that didn’t make it how much fun it was so that next year will be even bigger and better.  I want this to be an annual thing and the plan is to have it before Memorial Day in order to avoid wedding/summer home/vacation season.  More importantly I want to increase the amount we raise for the ACS.

I have many people to thank and I apologize if I forget anyone…here goes:

Liza/Jason/Larry for helping organize this event
Zack for taking on the huge burden of being head referee and taking care of the nets
Raji for getting the waiver done
KK, BB, HC, JR and SP (initials used to protect the humble), who accounted for a combined >40% of the gross amount - your generosity is truly humbling.

Kudos to Mexican Standoff for sending the most players.

I hope to see you at the Second Annual NYC Street Hockey Tournament in May 2007.

sb