Week 13’s Three Stars
By Dana K.
Rich and the Fuzz pulled off an amazing comeback to shock the defending champs in OT.
THIRD STAR
Rich Glanzer, whose heart seems to be in the right place but whose stick is usually holding yours down in front of the net, scored his first goal this Sunday since dinosaurs roamed Tompkins. With mere seconds left in overtime against Filthy, Glanzer took a shot from the point that made a bunch of people wearing pink very, very sad. The refs were confused, the fans on the sidelines were confused as well, asking each other, wait, who were we rooting for here?
That’a girl Amy!
SECOND STAR
C’mon, look at this picture and don’t smile – I freaking dare you. Amy Donahue scored the game winner for the Anklebiters while her adorable daughter Callie cheered her on in round 3,000 of the AB/Fresh Kills shoot out. Not only did she score the game winner, this was her first BTSH goal EVER! Now wipe that tear from your eye, you’re reading this at work for christsake, pull yourself together.
Liz vs. Dana in a race ‘n chug halftime challenge. Just one of the many old-fashioned BTSH events throughout All-Star Sunday initiated by Sam Norris.
FIRST STAR
Ben Probert for bringing the All Star game back to its former glory – Sunday’s All-Star game reminded us all what BTSH is all about – heckling each other, chugging beers, running around like idiots and heckling each other. That was some good old-fashioned BTSH out there – special mention to anyone with a banana gun, Sam Norris and Isaac Stewart for reffing. Also special kudos for having a few minutes of all girls playing at the end, that was super fun.
Special mention star: OK, just because Mike Mincieli would kill me if I didn’t put this in here somewhere, I’ll do it in his “voice” “The SUN! because it’s an ACTUAL star and it affected ALL the games today! You have to give the Sun, which IS a star, a star.” Done, Mike, done.